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New Fic: A Series of Unexpected Events 1/1 Angel/Joyce PG

Title: A Series of Unexpected Events 1/1
Author: maryfic
Disclaimer: Joss owns them.
Rating: Oh, PG? Nothing graphic.
Pairing: Angel/Joyce
Summary: Just because something is unexpected, doesn’t mean it is unwelcome.
Setting: All over the place, really, from the first time they met to just before Joyce’s death.
A/N: Dedicated to my darling Gabrielle – written for her I Feel Selfish ficathon. I am glad that I could step out of my sandbox so far, and I hope this modest effort pleases.
Word Count: 1076

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New Fic: Two Sizes Too Small 1/? Xander/Dawn, Spike/Xander/Dawn (eventually)

I promised, and so I deliver. *g*

Title: Two Sizes Too Small 1/?
Author: maryfic
Disclaimer: Joss owns these characters. I have no idea who owns the idea of the Grinch, except for the good Dr. Seuss.
Rating: Will get to be NC-17, this part PG-13 for doing bad things to holiday decorations.
Warnings: Highlight here to see warnings => Slash, het, threesome, destruction of innocent Christmas decorations, spanking, cursing. Peeing on inanimate objects.
Pairing: Xander/Dawn, Spike/Xander/Dawn eventually. Yeah, that’s right, I did that.
Summary: What if Spike *didn’t* like Christmas? What if his heart was two sizes too small? It would be up to two very special elves to make that heart grow, grow, grow, grow.
A/N: This fic is in the same universe as my Xander/Dawn drabble, Promises, Promises. AU after about season six/mid-seven. Sunnydale never collapsed. This story and the drabble that inspired it occur after Dawn is of legal age.
Dedicated to naughtynyx88, who wanted more Xander/Dawn. Hope you don’t mind the Spike seasoning!
A/N 2: This story is turning into a monster, which I never intended for it to do. Also not beta-read, so there will be mistakes, probably more than a few. But I have friends who point those out kindly for me. *g*
Word Count: 1081

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Projects - February 2012

Okay. Based on last month - I clearly need a smaller list. *g*

1. Keep up with open_on_sunday, one drabble or more per week.


2. Write one chapter of new Spawnder story. Post chapter. Done 2/19/12. Part One.


3. Participate more in comms, etc.


4. Write something for velvetwhip's I Feel Selfish ficathon. Hee. I saw Angel/Joyce and something twisted in the back of my mind. Odd. I wish I wrote in her other fandoms, but I've never watched those shows. So BtVS/AtS it is. -----> A Series of Unexpected Events - Angel/Joyce.

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Projects - January 2012

Happy New Year, all. Below you will find a list of my fiction/LJ goals for this month.

1. Adventures in Hell (finish the last two, possible three stories) - Continuation from prior month

2. Reorganize LJ.
a) Create Master Fic List
b) Make sure all stories are tagged appropriately - completed @ 3:28 am, 1/7/2012

3. Keep up with weekly open_on_sunday

4. Find a new, permanent beta reader - priority

5. Write one Bones fic, any pairing, or no pairing

6. Write one HIMYM fic, any pairing, or no pairing.

7. Expand some of the Thanksgiving Drabbles into ficlets/fics.
a) Consequences - Angel(us)/Willow/Xander
b) Promises, Promises

Phew. I definitely think that's enough for now.
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Plot Bunny

Lindsey has a pet at Wolfram and Hart - prob S5 of Angel, though completely AU, as Lindsey was no longer working there at that point. Damn you, blondebitz, and also, thank you for the bunny!
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Drabble: Blue Monkey, Xander - G to PG

Title: Blue Monkey
Author: maryfic
Disclaimer: Joss. I wish.
Summary: He's not blue.
Rating: G, PG if you squint.
Word Count: 100
Prompt: Sarah Polley's Projects, open_on_sunday
A/N: Pre-series.

He knows monkeys are not blue, and some are larger than he can hold in his hands.

They smell, and are loud, much like his parents. They screech and wail, and cry, and laugh. They climb, and dive, and swing.

But this monkey is blue, like Xander feels sometimes on the inside. He wishes he could be blue on the outside, so people could tell when he was sad.

But Willow isn't other people. She can see his blue insides just like his pale, skinny outsides.

Xander tries not to be blue around her. Sometimes green, but hardly ever blue.
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Drabble: Do You Believe in Magic, Spike/Xander PG-13

Title: Do You Believe In Magic?
Author: maryfic
Pairing: Xander/Spike
Disclaimer: Not mine. Are you kidding?
Challenge: 192, past challenges revisited --> #25 Fairy Tales.
Word Count - 200 exactly.
Written for slashthedrabble in 2008.


Spike was growling, and it was rainy. And there was a small gnomish man begging them to guess his name or he would take their firstborn children. “Sod off, you poncy rotter!” he growled, louder this time.

“Spike,” Xander drawled. “We can’t have first born children, remember? Gay much?”
Spike tossed the gnome outside their small shelter and sat, pouting, on a damp pile of hay. “Fine. Fine. Bloody hell, we are stuck in fairy land because of YOUR girlfriend…”

“EX-girlfriend,” Xander snapped. “And she had help, you know. If you hadn’t pissed off Willow…”

Spike snorted. “Like the little witch is responsible for this. How the hell are we supposed to get home, huh? Bet you five pounds they don’t sell Weetabix here.”

Xander walked over the entrance to their cozy hovel and frowned, sticking his hands in his pockets and brightening. “Hey, I have some beans! Maybe that’s like money here?”

The blond frowned. “Fine. Go buy yourself a cow, Xanpet. Then I can EAT IT.”

Xander huffed and took off into the rain, followed closely, but not too closely, by three little pigs, who were worried about his huffing and puffing. Would he blow their house down?

THE END